Tuesday, 13 October, 2009


Arrey nahi nahi, we're not making a Gujju version of I wanna Chiggy wiggy with you boy....(Can I hear sighs... saxy song :P)

We're talking of asli cigar...

Smoking shoking nikle re dhuaan....

Dhuaan dhuaan dekho chaaro taraf hai... dhuaan dhuaan....

*Chalo chalo Antakshari nahi chal rahi hai.... * topic par aate hain...

We're talking about the ciggy ka dhuaan. I have an acute problem with it, almost choking when someone smokes in the same room, ciggy ya beedi ya uske na-na prakaar jitne bhi hote hain...

Maybe it has to do with the fact that my respiratory system stays clogged 24 hrs, 7days and 52 weeks (ek din ka holiday toh banta hai na!) *ab calculator nikaal kar calculate karne mat baithna :P * thanks to my tonsillitis...

Once at EDI, we (Roomie Nirja and I) had invited the entire group to our room for discussion about the dramatic events, and two guys came to our room after smoking and the entire room was reeking of their smoke breath :( The door had to stay closed coz AC was on, and AC wasn't helping any... and anybody who's seen Ahmadabad ka summer will not dare suggest- Band kar dete!!! My bottle of fav Chris Adams deo got almost empty that day, room ko insanon ke layak banane mein! Nirja and I just sprayed and showered both of them with it... *chuckles*

Abhi, I had attended the school reunion party of our batch, informal of course! And one of the guys came and asked... 'Do you mind if we smoke?' (Usne poocha :O ) Idiot me said, 'Nahi, carry on!' *Bewakoof* I spent more time outside than in... Vaise party badi bore thi... but we'll crib about that some other day.

Abhi, ,mere paas un smokers ke liye ye hai...

When smoke's all that can be seen,
I cringe from within...
A voice says,'Don't u want to try?'
Pat comes the reply... Why???

I don't understand its charisma,
I got two best friends suffering from asthama :((
I don't wanna see another,
It's something you gotta stop going after!

Puffing your problems in rings,
May I ask what solution it brings...
If you're aiming for a short life,
I suggest you try a WIFE!!!

Hehe... ladkiyon maarna mat!

P.S. I am going to Indore, hamesha ki tarah... for Diwali... and uske just baad exams hai... but don't worry ji! We'll find a way to be online, alive and kicking... itni asaani se peecha nahi chootega! :P


Karthik said...

Lovely! :)
You wrote a poem on smokers and smoking!! That was splendid.. :D
"If you're aiming for a short life,
I suggest you try a WIFE!"
Ha ha ha... lol.... :D
Well we have something in common here.. I too can't stand the smell.. :) But I'd like to try smoking sometime..
"I like cigarettes, Miss Akansha. I like to think of fire held in a man's hand. Fire, a dangerous force, tamed at his fingertips."
(You know where I copied it from, don't you? Very smart! Very smart!) :D

Anyways, Happy Diwali! Have fun. :)

akanksha said...

Smoking sucks! It really does. I have no idea how they say that har fikr ko dhuaen me udata chala gaya! :P

soin said...

smoking is pointless.. so u can never actually justify for or against it..free

- Sugar Cube - said...

hehe..I too can't stand being around in a place where someone's smoking but I have hookah :|

lol ..your school mate came to you & asked if they can smoke ? haha..see how much they care for you :P

Loved the poem!
"Puffing your problems in rings,
May I ask what solution it brings"
Cool lines! :) waise sab lines hee acchi lagi..ye kuch zyda hee pasand aayi ! Sahi hai ekdum!

Akansha Agrawal said...

Ayn Rand... Atlas Shrugged... D'Antonio, right? :-ss *biting nails*

Hehe... likhi nahi ji... aise hi bas the lines came up and poof! ho gayi ready! :D

Thank you :D :D

You too have fun :)

Akansha Agrawal said...

Yeah smokers suck... pun intended ;)

Jokes apart, I really detest it... x-(

Akansha Agrawal said...

As you may have seen, I have done neither... both those guys at EDI, by the end of the summer camp, they became extremely good friends of mine.

I understand it is a matter of your life... and that I don't have a say in your life... :)

Akansha Agrawal said...

@Sugar Cube
I've never tried hookah... yet! ;)

Even I was surprised they asked :D

Thank you ji thank you :D :D

Sourav !!! said...

Liked the poem !
Actually have been *trying* to smoke for the last six-seven years now ;) nd I guess I'll take the 2nd life shortening dose soon .. called WIFE ! :P

And yeah 'chiggy-wiggy' is hot and the model in the song hotter and Lara Dutta the 'hottest' :D

aZoed said...

I'd say you can't really blame the smokers unless you've been through the non somker - chain smoker - occasional smoker - non smoker routine. I've been through it, and... not getting a fag when you really want it - sure sucks more!

So? I'd still prefer to die off smoking then the second best way to die :P

I detest smoking, believe me you just can't detest smokers unless you've been one yourself! :D

aZoed said...

P.S. You don't plan to burst crackers this Diwali... do you? they smoke a lot! :D

Parth Dave said...

Wonderfully crafted post! Yeah...I agree with all your views about smoking...It's really very awful!

...And I seriously pity you and Nirja...

Btw, the poem was too good...loved the last line!


Anurag said...

haha...I love the title to your blog :D

I was wondering though what the post was all about untill I read your poem...cute poem...aur ye waali line

*If you're aiming for a short life,
I suggest you try a WIFE!!!*

kuch zyada hee nahin ho gayaa ?? :D

Anonymous said...

nice post.. abt smokers smoking and ur aversion to it!! :)

i'll try ur suggestion ;) hehe... :D

Abhinav said...


those who do not have a backbone smoke!
those who have backbone but don't want to stand upright drink alcohol..


Ashish said...

Sahi mein yaar! Y do people smoke? I've many friends who started it just for fun, became addicted to it and now they want to come out of the addiction but they can't... my question: If they are trying to leave why did they started it in first place?

Dhanya said...

I get totally suffocated too when I am with a person who smokes! Active smokers should think about us passive smokers too and how it affects us :(

Mads said...

cool title i must say
who else suffers from asthma except me? huh huh huh :D

arre poem is nice :-w cud hv been longer waise...
hate smokers...wish they would eradicate ciggys and only chiggy wiggy with daru :-w daru is okay re

Mads said...

cool title i must say
who else suffers from asthma except me? huh huh huh :D

arre poem is nice :-w cud hv been longer waise...
hate smokers...wish they would eradicate ciggys and only chiggy wiggy with daru :-w daru is okay re

peter said...

Are you kidding ?
I Love smoking, smoking is bliss, I have been smoking 30 ciggies a day since I was 15.

Akansha Agrawal said...

Yeah, right! And I have been flunking every year since the age of 15 :|

Shaunak said...

Ah, a kindred soul.
Very true. Hope you don't mind checking out something I've expressed my thoughts about sometime back, on the same lines:


Also, a poster I made that we'd used for an anti-smoking drive.


Thousif Raza said...

oji ham toh kab e keh rahe hai peecha pakdo, aap hi nahi pakad rahe, plz ek baar toh nazar dalo hamare blog par, ok nof cribbing

topic toh bahut hi accha hai, par kya kare, people are so dumb nowadays, its only when they themselves know, that we should be 'responsible' would they become better, or else, smoke karte raho smokers ke saath

a very happy diwali to you, have tons of fun, be safe ok :)

take care and keep writing......

Akansha Agrawal said...

Trying to smoke... or trying to 'not-smoke'???

Yeah, second option is better... :P

Obviously skinny bikini Lara+Kylie lyrics... :P

Akansha Agrawal said...

You're one of the very very few people who manage to quit, and we both know what kinda, ahem circumstances are required to make someone quit. :P

Arrey... tanniji ka dil toot gaya... :(

Oh I can detest, take tonsillitis for a day.. phir pata chalega... :P

No, I stopped bursting crackers some 6-7 yrs back... though I can't stop younger cousins from doing it :-s

Akansha Agrawal said...

Thank you... :D

Yeah, you also must be having an idea... EDI mein... chain smokers... :|

Thank you ji thank you :D :D

Akansha Agrawal said...

Thank you :D

Try karke dekh lo ;) kya better hai... :P

Akansha Agrawal said...

Thank you :D

Mujhe bhi bulana.. ;)

Akansha Agrawal said...

Ekdum mast comment hai... ekdum gehra waala... :D

Akansha Agrawal said...

Yeah, but you can't stop them... can you? :-w

Akansha Agrawal said...

Nahi sochte hain na... :(

Akansha Agrawal said...

Thank you ji... \:D/

Somebody che... ;) Arrey a school friend... :-ss

I wrote it aiwehi.. will lengthen it baad mein kabhi...

Daaru... pata nahi... koi mujhe achhi taste waali lakar do pehle :|

Akansha Agrawal said...

Read... and commented! genuinely loved it :D

Poster is also cool... I posted some anti-smoking ads.. ekdum shuru mein blog par... chk it out!

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

:) hey ciggy wiggy , itna well written post that too without being preachy , thats so hard to achieve!!

smoke breath is worse than smoking itself *yuck badbooo :x*

Akansha Agrawal said...

@I'll try 2 be truthful
Thank uuuuuu :D

haan... smoke boo is SUCH a turn off!!!

divsi said...

loueeed the title aki ben:))
n trust me i m gonna rem this weneva i hear chiggy wiggy on the radio:p

awesum poem...smokin is awful i agree..n havin sumone smoke in ya vicinty is TORTURE!!! u put that thot very well in the post!:))

*cleps....* hehehe

p.s: hav a greattttttttt trip!

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

thanx for blog rolling me :)

Samadrita said...

Lol your poem was nice.I hate smokers like hell.Fagging,doping and boozing are so not cool. :)
Happy Diwali!Take a peek in my blog too :)

Akansha Agrawal said...

hehe... :P me too \:D/

Thank you... thank you.. *bows*

Trip was great! Bas, tonsils inflame ho gaye... ciggy toh nahi thi, but crackers ne ye kaam kar diya... :'(

Akansha Agrawal said...

@i'll try to be truthful
Entirely my pleasure che \:D/

Akansha Agrawal said...

Thank you :D

Yeah, uncool hai... but smokers nahi samajhte na... :|

Happy Diwali to you too... Haan I just visited and checked :D